Miami FL -- A new form of religion has been identified. According to sources, an atheist man, Tony Wabble of Miami Florida, now identifies as a Christian. Religion professor John J. Willson of the Miami College of Religion and the Arts stated “This is a new phenomenon. While many of us think you can’t be atheist and Christian at the same time, for some reason it seems that you can identify with that. Hey, if one identifies as one, I guess we need to be tolerant of his views.”
He went on to say “In fact, I think we all should celebrate in this man's desire to form a new worldview.” An anonymous source informed us “Many of this man's friends have told him it does not make sense.” However, as professor Wilson said after hearing this comment “We don’t live in a world that makes sense anymore people, get over it and join everyone else to support this man’s lifestyle.”
Wabble said “The feeling is very liberating, it’s the best of both worlds,” He went on to say “You can live as you please, sleep around with whoever you want, party and live like the Devil and not feel bad about it.”
He is now working on a new version of the the Bible where he is editing it to remove all the references to the spiritual world and any commands against sin. He estimates this is going to be a ten year endeavor. He thinks that he will have a good market. “It’s going to hit the market at a time when so many others are becoming like me. Even now, there are many people who identify as a Christian, but don’t like the do’s and don’ts in the Bible, as most all the other translations say. They are old fashioned.” He is excited to present a new version that will allow one to be a Christian but live as one pleases. “Hey, we need to keep up with the times, right?” Was his final thoughts. Right now he is reading through the Queen James Bible for ideas for his translation.
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