Man Excommunicated From Christianity Because He Used His Mind

Washington DC -- Man pronounce "not Spirit filled" and “without faith” because he thinks he has reasons for his beliefs. He has been excommunicated from Christianity by his pastor.

God Tells Preacher To Commit Suicide, Funeral Will Be In Two Days

Chicago, IL -- Preacher dies after God tells him to commit suicide. Detective John Edwards from the Chicago police department was called to the home of Reverend William H. Coffee, senior pastor of Crossroads Community Church. Coffee was found dead and police were called to investigate.

Hockey Player Confuses Church for Hockey Fight

Chicago IL -- Amateur hockey player found dazed after learning fight did not break out in hockey game but rather a gospel song.

Big Jim, an amateur hockey player, was stunned when the hockey game fight did not turn out to be a hockey game but rather a church service.

“Man, dude, like, like, it’s this way man. I was have [sic] a good time fighting expecting to like, like start knocking around a puck with my like, like, like dude hockey stick, when everyone started singing. I was like ‘dude what’s going on here’?” was Big Jim’s account of what previously transpired. He went on to say “you know what I mean dude, it was even more confusing when the sermon started on like, like love. It was like this man, I was like totally confused. I must have been like, like went to the like, like wrong fight.”

Atheists Identifies As Christian, We Need to Celebrate that Says Professor

Miami FL -- A new form of religion has been identified. According to sources, an atheist man, Tony Wabble of Miami Florida, now identifies as a Christian. Religion professor John J. Willson of the Miami College of Religion and the Arts stated “This is a new phenomenon. While many of us think you can’t be atheist and Christian at the same time, for some reason it seems that you can identify with that. Hey, if one identifies as one, I guess we need to be tolerant of his views.”